Excuse my French. I usually try to express myself in more civilized terms. For the moron currently running North Korea (at least in name – most of us know that the military leadership is calling the shots), nothing else will do.

Kim, stop being such a 바보^[1]. Your country is a shambles, your people are starving, nobody envies you, nobody wants what you have, you are the laughing stock of the world, and you’re just making yourself look like a bloody great wanker. Stand down, open your borders, join the rest of civilization and give your people a chance at happiness and prosperity. There is no other way.  “It is no concern of ours how you run your own country – but if you threaten to extend your violence, this nation of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder.”

The Old Wolf (and Klaatu) have spoken.

[1] Korean: “pabo” means “fool” or “jackass”.