RIP Dennis Avner (Stalking Cat)

Dennis Avner, who chose to go by his Native American (Huron) name “Stalking Cat” and who underwent numerous extreme body modifications to better relate to his feline totem, passed away at his home in Tonopah, NV on November 5, 2012. The cause of death has not been determined, although ModBlog reports that he ended his own life. Avner was a U.S. Navy veteran who supported himself as a programmer and technician, and made the circuit of Ripley’s Believe It or Not events around the world.

I’ve been aware of Mr. Avner’s existence for some time, and all I have ever heard of him – other than the obvious curiosity – was that he was an exceptionally nice individual. My heart goes out to his family and friends, and I can only hope he has found peace.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

William Kogut and Robert Ripley

(Cross-posted from my Livejournal)

Robert Ripley was one of my favorite reads when I was young. It was sort of like StumbleUpon today, if you select “bizarre/oddities” as a subject. I couldn’t get enough of it. In those days, there was no Snopes, no Google, no Wikipedia – nothing really to check the veracity of Ripley’s discoveries – many of which were true, others… well, let’s say he was an entertainer more than a scientist. But I always remember this:

THE STRANGEST SUICIDE

A CONDEMNED man, locked in a death cell in San Quentin prison, fashioned a deadly bomb from a deck of ordinary play­ing cards and blew himself into eternity. It was the most ingenious gallows-cheating device ever conceived in the brain of a doomed man.

William Kogut, an ignorant lumberjack of Polish descent, was sentenced to death for killing a woman with a pocket knife. Hope gone, he sat silently in his cell, thinking. The shadow of the’ noose dangled before him; he could hear the slow, dull tread of the thirteen footsteps ascending the stairs to the scaffold.Suddenly a light came into his lustreless eyes. Deliberately and methodically, William Kogut set to work. From the prison cot he wrenched a short piece of hollow tubing. I t was just the thing. Digging into his few possessions, he pulled forth a deck of ordinary playing cards. From the cards he tore out all of the red diamonds and hearts, and, reduced them to small bits. Everything was deathly quiet and the night was long. The eight other condemned men in adjacent cells knew nothing of what was taking place.

Kogut then took the small bits of colored cardboard to the wash bowl and soaked them in water. Then he took the soggy mass and tamped it into the piece of metal tubing as if he were loading a blunderbuss. A broom handle was next utilized in the construction of this strange bomb. The handle was pounded tightly into the end of the tube making the interior air-tight.

This diabolically cunning man knew that playing cards were made of cellulose – a fiber from which trinitrocellulose, a powerful ex­plosive, is made.

The bomb was now ready. Cautiously he took down a small combination oil heater and lamp and lighted it. Over the tiny flame he held the explosive mess, while steam and gas generated within the tubing. After a time the pipe grew hot. Everything seemed ready so he leaned over with his head close to his deadly toy.

How long he waited, no one knows.

Just as dawn tinted the grey prison walls, a terrific explosion occurred. It rocked the countryside for miles around, roused prison guards from their nearby homes, and tumbled prisoners from their cots.

Prison alarms were sounded, guards ran madly to their posts, thinking perhaps the blast might be a signal for a general prison break. Rushing to the condemned row, the excited guards stopped, utterly horrified, before the shattered cell of Number 1651.

The walls were dripping crimson.

William Kogut had cheated the hangman!


I got to wondering… true or false? Snopes records it as true, but describes the explosion as simple pressure of steam in a closed-up pipe sufficient to drive bits of playing card into Kogut’s skull, not the earth-shaking bang that splashed Kogut all over the walls and destroyed the cell to boot.

Barb Mikkelson wrote, “Kogut removed a hollow steel leg from his cot, tore several packs of playing cards into tiny pieces, and stuffed these bits into the pipe… He plugged one end tightly with a broom handle, and poured water into the other end to soak the torn cards. Then he placed his device on top of the kerosene heater… the heater turned the water to steam, adn when the pressure built up to a high enough level, the resulting explosion shot the bits of playing card out of the pipe with enough force to penetrate Kogut’s skull.”

Sciencepunk.com quoted an article in Gargles.net giving a bit more science behind the nitrocellulose angle. While I respect Snopes and the research that Ms. Mikkelson and her hubby do, usually in-depth and convincing, in this instance I tend to go with the science. If an open pipe is plugged on one end by a broom handle, and on the other end by soggy playing cards, I suspect any steam building up in an open pipe would pop the sodden mass out with some force, but not enough to penetrate a skull. The other scenario implies that the pipe was closed on one end, and tightly sealed with the broom handle on the other. In this case, chemical reaction or no, it’s conceivable that the explosion could have had enough energy to kill Kogut… but from what I can tell, the blast was more powerful even than that, and the nitrocellulose story is highly likely.

Only Kogut knows what went down, and the story has passed into the realm of barely verifiable lore… but it’s interesting to know that whatever the case, Ripley got this one right.

Verdict: Believe it!

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Jesus in the Southern Sky

Jesus I can see you in the southern sky
When the clouds aren’t out the sun is shining through.
Jesus do you feel me when our worlds collide
and if have nothing at least I still have you.

-Sleeping with Sirens, “Jesus in the Southern Sky”

Here’s an interesting little exercise for you.

  1. Go to Google Maps
  2. Type in 47.110579, 9.227568 and hit Enter
  3. Click on the green arrow and select “more,” and then “Street view”
  4. Using your mouse, turn around 180 degrees to face backwards, so you’re looking toward the tunnel.
  5. Drag the picture down to look up in the sky.

For all the world that looks like a ghostly pair of deities, or a prophet, or Jesus and Mary, or whatever you choose to see. As long as you’re on the upper road, you’ll be able to see those “figures” as you approach or move away from the mouth of the tunnel. Google around, and you’ll find as many chuckle-headed explanations out there as there are people on Facebook.

So what is it, really?

First off, here’s a screen shot of what you see from the point of entry:

As you approach the tunnel, the image remains fixed in the same place, although a bit distorted:

Look closely and you can see a demarcation zone in the trees in the form of a semicircle where the focus changes from sharp to fuzzy.

A bit closer, and the demarcation line is clearer.

Entering the tunnel, the semicircular zone becomes quite clear, and the “figures” are still visible against the tunnel’s roof.

Here’s a photo of one of the Google street view cars. It seems apparent to me that for some reason, on that day’s shooting, the camera was capturing a reflection of its own mast superstructure.

But that’s hardly as exciting an answer as “It’s God!”

The Old Wolf has spoken.

 

Phenomenal reflexes, Squirrel Style

You may have seen this animated GIF file floating around the humor sites on the web.

Take it apart frame by frame, and you can see the little guy doesn’t even get wet.

♫ Can you move in a whirl like a humming bird’s wing
If you need to?
(Ooh, that’s fast!)
Can you bob, can you weave
Can you fake, and deceive when you need to? ♫
(-Bugsy Malone, “So You Wanna be a Boxer”)
The Old Wolf has Spoken.

Your lamp is getting dim

THERE IS A MASSIVE VENDING MACHINE HERE. THE INSTRUCTIONS ON IT READ:
“DROP COINS HERE TO RECEIVE FRESH BATTERIES.”

Will Crowther would be so proud.

This post will only have meaning to anyone of a certain age who is familiar with Colossal Cave, but I can’t help where my mind goes.

The Old Wolf is carried off by a cheering band of friendly elves.

The World’s Largest Gold Ingot

At today’s gold spot prices, 250 kg of gold would be worth $12,503,668.00. This bar, about 17″ long and manufactured by Mitsubishi Materials Corporation, is on display at the Toi gold mine. At 550 lbs, even without all the security measures that must be in place, they don’t have to worry about a single individual trying to haul this off.

In retrospect, this Lao Fu Zi cartoon makes a lot of sense, given the weights involved:

The large ingot must weigh over half a ton; in the days before the internet, I always wondered why wealth was represented by that strange hat-like object.

Shown above, an imperial gold sycee.

The internet is a massive time-sink for the undisciplined soul such as I, but it also feeds my thirst for knowledge. Trouble is, it’s like feeding from a fire hydrant.

The Old Wolf has spoken.