This is what I get for growing up in New York in the 50’s.

♫ My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
It’s not bitter not sweet
Extra dry flavored treat,
Won’t you try extra dry Rheingold Beer! ♫

♫ Who’s the first to conquer space
It’s incontrovertible!
That the first to conquer living space
It’s a Castro convertible!
Who conquered space with fine design
Who saves you money all the time?
Who’s tops in the convertible line?
Castro convertible! ♫

(Castro was the first popular hide-a-bed company).

♫ Eat too much, drink too much,
Take Brioschi, take Brioschi!
Eat too much, drink too much,
Mild Brioschi, just for you! ♫

So many others… can’t… get them… to shut UP!

The Old Wolf has spoken.