Beautiful Recording of The Hobbit

A friend of mine pointed me to this today, and it’s too good to keep to myself.

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In the 1970s, professor J.R.R. Tolkien made a few audio recordings of some readings from his works The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings which were released through the spoken-word label Caedmon Audio. Around the same time Tolkien authorized a adaptation of The Hobbit to be made through the UK record label Argo Records which had been absorbed by Decca Records at the time. This adaptation was spearheaded by Demi Demetriou who enlisted the help of the Scottish actor Nicol Williamson. His talent with voicework allowed him to collaborate with audio director Harely Usill in re-editing the original script, removing many ‘he said, she said, said so and so’ etc, and relying instead on his vocal character performances to convey who was saying what to whom. As a result the resulting abridged version of The Hobbit was both dramatic and unique without an over-reliance on the descriptive narrative.

The recordings were released on 4 vinyl LPs in 1974 by Conifer Records. This version been sourced from such a set and is offered under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 license

In memorandum of Nicol Williamson (1936 – 2011)

We’ve listened, precious, and we loves it.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

 

Mark Twain in Connecticut, 1909

The only known footage of the great American humorist and philosopher. I had never seen this before.

 

“Silent film footage taken in 1909 by Thomas Edison at Stormfield (CT) at Mark Twain’s estate. Twain is shown walkng around his home and playing cards with his daughters Clara and Jean. The flickering is due to film deterioration, but this is the only known footage of the great author.”

How wonderful that YouTube allows us to see amazing old films like this, and preserve them for future generations. It’s no secret that Mark Twain is at the very top of my “love to read” list.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
-Mark Twain

The Old Wolf has spoken.

 

Children’s Poetry I Have Loved – Part 4

Little Orphant Annie

by James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916)

James Whitcomb Riley was one of America’s most popular poets of the late 19th and early 20th centuries, often known as the “Hoosier Poet” and the “Children’s Poet.” He often wrote in dialect; his transcriptions are delightful and evoke a simpler and more bucolic America.

Read this poem by firelight with some good dramatic intonation, and you can give the little ones nightmares for a week!

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“Little Orphant Annie” by Ethel Franklin Betts

Little Orphant Annie’s come to our house to stay,
An’ wash the cups an’ saucers up, an’ brush the crumbs away,
An’ shoo the chickens off the porch, an’ dust the hearth, an’ sweep,
An’ make the fire, an’ bake the bread, an’ earn her board-an’-keep;
An’ all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an’ has the mostest fun
A-list’nin’ to the witch-tales ‘at Annie tells about,
An’ the Gobble-uns ‘at gits you

Ef you

Don’t

Watch

Out!

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Black and white illustrations by Mildred Rogers Dickeman[1]

Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn’t say his prayers,–
An’ when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an’ his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An’ when they turn’t the kivvers down, he wuzn’t there at all!
An’ they seeked him in the rafter-room, an’ cubby-hole, an’ press,
An’ seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an’ ever’-wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an’ roundabout:–
An’ the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you

Ef you

Don’t

Watch

Out!

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An’ one time a little girl ‘ud allus laugh an’ grin,
An’ make fun of ever’ one, an’ all her blood-an’-kin;
An’ wunst, when they was “company,” an’ ole folks wuz there,
She mocked ’em an’ shocked ’em, an’ said she didn’t care!
An’ thist as she kicked her heels, an’ turn’t to run an’ hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin’ by her side,
An’ they snatched her through the ceilin’ ‘fore she knowed what she’s about!
An’ the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you

Ef you

Don’t

Watch

Out!

An’ little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
An’ the lamp-wick sputters, an’ the wind goes woo-oo!
An’ you hear the crickets quit, an’ the moon is gray,
An’ the lightnin’-bugs in dew is all squenched away,–
You better mind yer parunts, an’ yer teachurs fond an’ dear,
An’ churish them ‘at loves you, an’ dry the orphant’s tear,
An’ he’p the pore an’ needy ones ‘at clusters all about,
Er the Gobble-uns ‘ll git you

Ef you

Don’t

Watch

Out!

Listen to a rare 1912 recording of Riley himself reciting “Little Orphant Annie”


[1]Riley, James Whitcomb, A Host of Children, Bobbs-Merrill, 1920

The Wizard of Speed and Time

Generations come and go. As we’ve often seen by what the Motion Picture Academy considers good films, compared with, say, the Golden Globes or the Sundance Film Festival – just being a big name doesn’t guarantee quality. And sometimes the most creative content slips under everyone’s radar.

If you’ve never watched Mike Jittlov‘s “The Wizard of Speed and Time,” you owe it to yourself to do so. This is not what you’d called “polished cinematography” by, oh, “Avatar” standards – but the special effects, done by one man in his effing garage, are absolutely brilliant.

And his song “Merry Birthday to You” (composed so he wouldn’t have to pay royalties for the old standby) is so much more fun than the boring, blah unsalted farina original.

Remembering Aaron Swartz

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Official Statement From the Family and Partner of Aaron Swartz

Our beloved brother, son, friend, and partner Aaron Swartz hanged himself on Friday in his Brooklyn apartment. We are in shock, and have not yet come to terms with his passing.

Aaron’s insatiable curiosity, creativity, and brilliance; his reflexive empathy and capacity for selfless, boundless love; his refusal to accept injustice as inevitable—these gifts made the world, and our lives, far brighter. We’re grateful for our time with him, to those who loved him and stood with him, and to all of those who continue his work for a better world.

Aaron’s commitment to social justice was profound, and defined his life. He was instrumental to the defeat of an Internet censorship bill; he fought for a more democratic, open, and accountable political system; and he helped to create, build, and preserve a dizzying range of scholarly projects that extended the scope and accessibility of human knowledge. He used his prodigious skills as a programmer and technologist not to enrich himself but to make the Internet and the world a fairer, better place. His deeply humane writing touched minds and hearts across generations and continents. He earned the friendship of thousands and the respect and support of millions more.

Aaron’s death is not simply a personal tragedy. It is the product of a criminal justice system rife with intimidation and prosecutorial overreach. [1] Decisions made by officials in the Massachusetts U.S. Attorney’s office and at MIT contributed to his death. The US Attorney’s office pursued an exceptionally harsh array of charges, carrying potentially over 30 years in prison, to punish an alleged crime that had no victims. Meanwhile, unlike JSTOR, MIT refused to stand up for Aaron and its own community’s most cherished principles.

Today, we grieve for the extraordinary and irreplaceable man that we have lost.

Read more at the official page.


[1] Aaron was being prosecuted by the US Attorney for illegally downloading 5 million academic articles from a subscription service. A beautiful tribute can be read at Laughing at Chaos, along with an examination of what it means to be “gifted.”

The HP-01 – the world’s first calculator watch (among others)

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In 1977, Hewlett-Packard introduced the HP-01, the world’s first calculator watch. It was not only a marvel of miniaturization for its time, but also had some unique features:

  • It was HP’s first algebraic calculator (all previous units used reverse polish notation)
  • It included a stopwatch that permitted elapsed time to be multiplied or divided by a constant, and continuously displayed the results (Dynamic Rate Calculation)
  • Included a data type for time, date, and time interval, and the ability to perform mathematical operations on these data types.

At $650 for the basic model, it was expensive for its time and became a status symbol, however; one online commenter named MrG stated, “I used to work at the Corvallis HP plant, where the HP-01 was built. It was long out of production when I was there, but those who had one regarded it as a prestige item. There was sort of a standing joke that when people took it off their wrist, they walked leaning to the other side — it was kind of a hefty item.”

HP’s information site states, “The HP-01, code-named “Cricket,” was not a successful product for HP. It was too bulky and heavy, and HP sold it though upscale jewelry stores. But miniaturizing the math functions was quite an engineering feat, and when HP discontinued manufacturing the HP-01, its inner workings were destroyed so no one would copy the extraordinarily small package engineering. The HP Archives has a few of the remaining elements.”

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It’s small wonder that these items when offered on eBay can fetch up to $5,000 – they are true museum pieces, representatives of the headlong technological rush towards smaller and faster.

I have a small collection of the watches I have owned over time, and one of my favorites is the CA-95, Casio’s calculator watch with multi-alarms, shown at left below. Click through to hear it play.

Watches

Before the advent of PDA’s and smartphones, a watch like this was one way a g33x0r could satisfy his itch for technology, and by the 80’s, Casio had refined the circuitry to a point where the DataBank watch on the right, which carried large numbers of memos, appointments, and phone numbers, as well as multiple stopwatches, timers, world time clocks, and alarms, sold for about $65.00. They still sell versions of this watch. You’ll notice that mine is still running – but sadly the case has broken and won’t hold a pin on one side, or I’d still be wearing it.

Sadly, the CA-95 was one of those transient items which came and went, much like their infrared remote watch:

Casio Remote

I gave this watch to my younger son, and after he got tired of it I claimed it back. Now, of course, most of the remote codes it contained are out of date, but it’s biggest draw was being able to surreptitiously change the channels on annoying TV’s in public places.

But back to the CA-95: I bought mine in Hannover airport on my way home from CEBIT 1983. I loved this watch, as in addition to the various calculator and timer and stopwatch functions, it had four different musical alarms. One was “Scarborough Fair,” and the other was “The Syncopated Clock.” It had circuitry to give the alarm sounds pitch variations and reverb, and included fairly robust speaker in the back, such that the alarms sounded much better than your typical modulated computer beep. Despite the damage to the LCD, mine still works – sorta. They’re a bear to take apart and put back together again because of all those little buttons, but I loved it so much that I may take it up to CSS in Salt Lake and see if they can get it up and running again.

And, as a gratuitous lagniappe, I also have one of these:

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Texas Instruments TI-500.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Mythbusters: Vaporizing a compact car

Found this GIF file the other day at a Russian picdump, and was pretty awestruck by what was going on:

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A single search brought up the breathtaking video of what happens when a rocket sled traveling close to 700 mph meets a stationary object.

http://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

In effect, the vehicle, the sled, the 1-inch-thick steel plate behind the car, and a lot of the dirt simply cease to exist as we know them.

When emergency crews reached the site of United Airlines flight 93, they said there was almost nothing to recover; these sort of forces help to understand why. What we think of as solid objects are pretty much just liquid and gas at those speeds.

It also crossed my mind that the rocket-sled incident in “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” was pretty cheap compared to reality.

Scary.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Children’s Poetry I Have Loved, Part 3

Antonio

by Laura E. Richards

(This one had me rolling on the floor every time I read it)

Antonio, Antonio
Was tired of living alonio.
He thought he would woo
Miss Lissamy Lu,
Miss Lissamy Lucy Molonio.

Antonio, Antonio,
Rode off on his polo-ponio.
He found the fair maid
In a bowery shade,
A-sitting and knitting alonio.

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Antonio, Antonio,
Said, “If you will be my ownio,
I’ll love you true,
And I’ll buy for you
An icery creamery conio!”

Oh, Nonio, Antonio!
You’re far too bleak and bonio!
And all that I wish,
You singular fish,
Is that you will quickly begonio.”

Antonio, Antonio,
He uttered a dismal moanio;
Then he ran off and hid
(Or I’m told that he did)
In the Antecatarctical Zonio.

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