The most hated candy in the United States

(According to around 4,000 Baby Boomers on Facebook)

Candy. We love it. Doctors and dentists hate it. Health-food advocates call it poison. And we spend billions of dollars per year on it.¹

—Photography by Justin Tsucalas, Baltimore Magazine

That’s a lot of dental work and a lot of excess pounds, but we love our sweets. Not, however, across the board. This question surfaced on a Facebook group dedicated to Baby Boomers, simply asking “Worst candy of all time?” Over 3900 comments were registered, and I got curious. So I wasted a lot of time (it was fun) tabulating this most unscientific study for my gratuitous pleasure, and now yours. You’re welcome.

While there is no central “candy registry,” based on the number of confectionery concerns in the US and annual sales referenced above, the U.S. almost certainly has on the order of tens of thousands to low hundreds of thousands distinct candy SKUs commercially available across retail and online at any given time.

And the key element in all candy is sugar – mostly sucrose, some glucose, and very little HCFS and pure fructose, which don’t respond well to the high-heat demands of candy manufacture. Sugar, that magical chemical that spikes our blood sugar, gives us a shot of energy, and feeds our brain and other cellular processes. No wonder we like it so much.

I lived in Utah and actually saw the “sugar cube” car – (not my photo)

So who takes the “big L?” There are a few absolute breakouts in the list of 330 specific brands and categories of candy that were mentioned. I’ll pay special attention to the ones that got the most hate, but the full list will appear below.

Black Licorice

“It tastes like medicine. Bad medicine.” – Mark Klos

Glycyrrhiza glabra

Here, eat this root. Together with anise, black licorice (spelled by our respondents as liquorice, licorice, lickrish and a few other incomprehensible renderings from people who were probably baked out of their gourd while typing) is the most universally hated flavor in the entire candy world. Although a few people chimed in to say they loved it – I’m one of them – the most common comment was simply “Yuck!”

According to Epicurious, black licorice gets its taste from the glycyrrhizin in licorice root, a sweetener 50 times stronger than sugar that some perceive as bitter or similar to saccharin. It also contains anethole, reminiscent of anise or fennel – I grew up calling it finocchio – which amplifies the pungent, lingering quality many people respond negatively to.

Broken out by category, it’s easy to see why black jelly beans, black Chuckles™, Sen Sen™ ², and a few other licorice-related items were mentioned specifically. Out of 3505 responses (and there were around 500 that I didn’t tabulate because they appeared in sub-comments), black licorice got 868 all by itself, black jellybeans got 51, and Good & Plenty™ ³ got 101, for a total of 1020, almost a third of the total. Anise flavor was mentioned 4 times specifically.

A personal story about Good & Plenty (described by one wag as “Bad and Nasty”): When one of my now-adult granddaughters was around 3, she was wandering around my bedroom and happened across an Ayr ™ inhaler, similar to the ones made by Vicks. You know, those little tubes you cram up your nose and inhale to alleviate sinus stuffiness with eucalyptus and menthol essence. Well, of course she unscrewed it and took a whiff, and her response was “Ew! That’s for old!” It cracked me up, I never forgot it, and it became a by-word in the family. So when a stepdaughter of mine and I had gone out for a “daddy-daughter”date at a movie, we stopped in at Dollar Tree to pick up some forbidden snacks. I chose, of course, Good & Plenty, and of course she responded with “Ew! That’s for old!” She’ll occasionally give me a box as a gift, just to keep the joke going.

Circus Peanuts

492 votes. If you like these, there is something seriously wrong with you. (No, not really – de gustibus non disputandum est.) But this is one I personally don’t understand.

According to Wikipedia, these “treats” were one of the original unwrapped “penny candies” sold in candy shops and “five and dime” stores. The fact that they feature an artificial banana flavor (this got 8 votes by itself) plus an odd texture may account for the universal disdain for these things. I never liked them.

Candy Corn

With 428 votes, this confection came in third on the list. The hate for this Autumn treat surprised me. I’ve always liked it, in moderation – too much and I tended to start jumping around like a grasshopper on crack. But I would invariably put a couple of them under my lip and pretend to be a vampire, and loved getting some in my bag at Hallowe’en, or finding some in a candy dish somewhere. But 428 responses included things like “Yuck! and “Pretty bad and a total bummer on Hallowe’en” (BD Higgins)

Compiled from comments on reddit and YouTube, “the waxy, chalky, or crumbly texture turns off most critics, stemming from ingredients like carnauba wax and confectioner’s glaze (shellac from lac bugs). Its overly sweet flavor—mostly sugar, corn syrup, honey, and vague vanilla notes—leads to quick palate fatigue without much distinction. Some also cite it sticking to teeth or lacking appeal beyond pure sweetness.” (Perplexity)

Capitalizing on the seasonal popularity of candy corn – ironic given the hate – manufacturers have added additional flavors that tend to appear in the fall – Pumpkin Spice, Caramel Apple, and S’mores, along with unique mixes such as Tailgate (fruit punch/popcorn), Fall Festival (funnel cake/lemonade), and traditional Harvest Corn (chocolate brown base). I liked the Caramel Apple variety particularly, but again, not too much of it.

Peeps

175 votes. From Wikipedia: “Peeps are a marshmallow confection produced by candy maker Just Born since 1953 sold in the United States and Canada in the shape of chicks, bunnies, and other animals. Peeps were the earlier creation of the R. E. Rodda Candy Company of Lancaster, PA, and were offered for sale as early as 1948. Though primarily promoted at Easter, Peeps have been marketed as “Always in Season”, and as such have expanded to Halloween, Christmas and Valentine’s Day. Since 2014, the confection has been available year-round with the introduction of Peeps Minis. Peeps ingredients include sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, food dyes and salt.”

And with 175 votes, a lot of peeple (sic) just don’t like them. The hate seems to be a combination of memeified dislike for something that’s almost pure sugar, overly sweet in a way that kids enjoy but adults don’t. Peeps also come in a variety of flavors, one of which is Dr Pepper. That’s my poison of choice, so I tried some once – the flavor was passable, but like many others, the sweetness is overpowering very quickly.

There’s also a running debate among those who love Peeps as to whether they are better soft (fresh) or hard (stale). This divergence is lovingly treated over at CandyFavorites.

Necco Wafers

130 votes. If you enjoy eating sidwalk chalk, these little almost-flavored discs are for you. That was the universal opinion about Necco Wafers, and I wholeheartedly agree. Flavors like black licorice, clove, wintergreen, and chocolate are often called “disgusting,” “poison,” or outdated, with most tasting vaguely sweet and powdery.

If you like them, no harm no foul… but I would rather have a root canal than to eat a pack of these things.

Horehound Flavor

Long before I moved to Salt Lake to live for 46 years, I had visited the Beehive House, a former residence of Brigham Young, the second president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Before that part of the tour was downsized for a number of reasons, one of the stops was the little “general store” which existed for Young’s extensive family. Visitors were offered a sample of horehound drops, which I always partook of and loved.

From Southern Living and Tasting Table, the following information can be gleaned: “Horehound’s flavor is unpopular mainly due to its intensely bitter, medicinal taste from the horehound plant (Marrubium vulgare), which many find off-putting compared to sweet candies. The herb delivers a bittersweet profile blending root beer, black licorice, mint, and menthol notes, but its core bitterness—driven by compounds like marrubiin—dominates. This leads to vivid negative descriptions like “melted earwax and turpentine” or “cough syrup residue” in reviews and anecdotes.”

Over on reddit, user u/doctorlance described it thus: “They taste like someone died. I described them to my daughter today … after she told me that she and my sister were making apple butter: “Tell Aunt *** you also want some authentic horehound candy. That’s another traditional Ozarks treat. It tastes like somebody used a vat of cough syrup to wash their feet … and then used the leftover liquid as a candy flavoring.”

The candy offered at the Beehive House was sweet, but yes it had a very medicinal twang, which reminds me not a little of Moxie™ soda, which I have written about elsewhere.

Turkish Delight

Known as “lokum” in Turkish, this candy is ubiquitous in markets all over Türkiye. Apparently many folks here don’t like it. I can’t speak directly to their experience, but I wonder if what they think of as Turkish Delight is “Applets and Cotlets,” an American version which doesn’t hold a candle to the original.

Lokum comes in a vast array of traditional and gourmet flavors, commonly featuring nuts, fruit extracts, and floral waters. Classic flavors include rose, pistachio, mastic, lemon, pomegranate, and orange. Modern varieties often include chocolate-covered, hazelnut, mint, coconut, and assorted fruit. What I sampled in İstanbul (not Constantinople) was wonderful, although I never tried the floral flavors – and perhaps that’s what people find offputting. The pistachio variety is to die for.

Lokum in İstanbul

Peanut Butter Kisses

While there are other winners (or losers, as the case may be), these “treats” are deserving of special mention. Originally produced by Necco (now long-gone) but perpetuated by other manufacturers, this confection garnered 32 mentions, a tie for 13th place on the list along with “anything coconut” and “30-year-old Christmas candy in Grandma’s dish” (includes ribbon candy, which got 5 mentions on its own).

They’re a soft, molasses‑based taffy with a peanut‑butter center, stemming from the original Mary Jane recipe (rectangular molasses taffy with peanut butter) that dates back to the early 1900s.

Some descriptions include:

“sticky, vaguely tainted peanut‑butter‑scented taffy”
“the one that seems to reproduce in the bottom of your bag.”
​“that weird, chewy molasses‑peanut‑butter blob that somehow always ends up in your collection.”
“the candy that tastes like peanut‑butter‑flavored taffy left in someone’s pocket for a week.”
​“best if you didn’t open the wrapper.”
“they taste like sorrow and death.”
“they taste like a mixture of molasses and child abuse”
“gooey monstrosities”
“candy that tastes like filth”
“the moment a kid eats one, his childhood ends”

I’m sure there are other less-savory descriptions, but you get the idea. I’m told that every adult who give these out “turns into a bat and vanishes the next day.” And, since I have very strange tastes to start with… I love them.

The Whole Enchilada

Here’s the whole table that I compiled, including Name and Number of Mentions. Make of it what you will. I’m sure you’ll each find something on the list that you agree with, and other things that you like despite the opprobrium

Black Licorice 868
Circus Peanuts 492
Candy Corn 428
Peeps 175
Necco Wafers 130
Good & Plenty 101
Horehound 75
Black Jelly Beans 51
Sour Candy 41
Mary Jane 35
Anything Coconut 32
Black And Orange Peanut Butter Kisses 32
Grandma’s Thirty Year Old Hard Christmas Candy 32
Almond Joy 29
Jaw Breakers 24
Mounds 23
Rock Candy 23
Anything Violet 21
Boston Baked Beans 21
Bit-O-Honey 20
Pop Rocks 18
Sweet Tarts 18
Violets 17
Twizzlers 16
Jujubes 15
Nik-L-Nips 15
Skittles 15
Jelly Beans 14
Jolly Ranchers 14
Root Beer Barrels 14
Pez 13
Anything Butterscotch Flavor 12
Red Hots 11
Zagnut 11
Zotz 11
Candy Cigarettes 10
Dots 10
Gummy Bears 10
Paper Dots 10
Sen Sen 10
Smarties 10
Snickers 10
Swedish Fish 10
Butterfinger 9
Cherry Chocolates 9
Cotton Candy 9
Malted Milk Balls 9
Turkish Delight 9
Anything Banana Flavor 8
French Burnt Peanuts 8
Orange Slices 8
Parma Violets 8
Tootsie Rolls 8
Wax Lips 8
Zero 8
Dark Chocolate 7
Payday 7
Pixie Stix 7
Taffy 7
3 Musketeers 6
Anything Gummy 6
Heath Bar 6
Red Licorice 6
Thrills Gum 6
Twix 6
Anything Marshmallow 5
Atomic Fire Balls 5
Baby Ruth 5
Chunky 5
Conversation Hearts 5
Kit Kat 5
Milk Duds 5
Raisinets 5
Snaps 5
Anise 4
Anything Caramel 4
Anything Peanut 4
Candy Canes 4
Chic-O-Stick 4
Hot Tamales 4
Lik-M-Aid 4
Musk Sticks 4
Snaps 4
Squirrel Nuts 4
Sugar Daddy 4
White Chocolate 4
Anything Chocolate 3
Anything Root Beer 3
Anything Sour 3
Blackjack Gum 3
Bottle Caps 3
Cadbury Eggs 3
Marzipan 3
Mint Leaves 3
Peanut Brittle 3
Peppermint Patties 3
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups 3
Salmiac Black Licorice 3
Salt Water Taffy 3
Starburst 3
Turkish Taffy 3
Anything Chocolate 2
Anything Eucalyptus 2
Anything Green Apple Flavored 2
Anything Marshmallow 2
Anything Mint 2
Anything Peanut Butter 2
Anything Peppermint 2
Anything Watermelon 2
Anything With Ginger 2
Anything With Nuts 2
Black Licorice Chuckles 2
Bounty Bars 2
Butter Mints 2
Candy Necklaces 2
Charleston Chew 2
Chicken Bones 2
Chocolate Covered Jelly 2
Chuckles 2
Cinnamon Hearts 2
Easter Bunny Marshmallows 2
Flying Saucers 2
Hershey’s Chocolate 2
Hounds Tooth 2
Lemon Heads 2
Mentos 2
Mexican Candy 2
Now And Later 2
Red Vines 2
Seven Up 2
Sour Gummies 2
Sour Patch Kids 2
Sour Worms 2
Sugar Babies 2
Three Musketeers 2
Tootsie Pops 2
Ufos 2
Circus Peanuts 1
Airheads 1
Airo Pops 1
All Day Suckers 1
Almond Roca 1
Anything Black 1
Anything Chili Flavored 1
Anything Grape Flavored 1
Anything Hazelnut 1
Anything Hot 1
Anything Lemon Flavored 1
Anything Sugar Free 1
Anything Watermelon 1
Anything Wintergreen 1
Arma Violets 1
Astro Pops 1
Atomic Sour Jawbreaker 1
Ayds Diet Candy 1
Bb Bats 1
Ben Hurs 1
Big Boi 1
Big Nut Cream Filled Easter Egg 1
Big Turk 1
Black Balls 1
Black Cat Gum 1
Black Crows 1
Black Jacks 1
Black Licorice 1
Black Licorice Chews 1
Black Licorice Peeps 1
Black Licorice Twizzlers 1
Black Licorice Whips 1
Black Nibs 1
Blackjacks 1
Boogie Taffy Bar 1
Bracelet Candy 1
Brown Licorice 1
Bubble Pop 1
Buckley Candy 1
Bullseye Caramel 1
Butter Rum Life Savers 1
Canada Mints 1
Candied Lutefisk 1
Candied Orange Peels 1
Candied Orange Slices 1
Candies In The Strawberry Wrapper 1
Caramel Around White Powder Sugar In The Middle 1
Cheap Valentine Chocolates 1
Cherry Cordials 1
Cherry Life Savers 1
Chew Chew Bars 1
Chick O Sticks 1
Chocolate Coated Turkish Delight 1
Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Candy 1
Clark Bar 1
Clinkers 1
Clove 1
Clove Gumdrops 1
Coconut Pink Squares 1
Coffee Candy 1
Coffee Flavored Nips 1
Cola Caps 1
Cow Tails 1
Coward’s Violet 1
Cowards Gum 1
Cracker Jack 1
Cream Drops 1
Cry Baby Bubble Gum 1
Danish Black Licorice 1
Dill Pickle Pops 1
Dip Its 1
Divinity 1
Dundersalt 1
Eatmore Bar 1
Fizzy Candy 1
Flavor Straws 1
Fruit Filled Hard Candy 1
Fruit Stripe Gum 1
Fruit Tingles 1
Giant Sweet Tarts😕 1
Goats Milk Candy From Mexico 1
Gumdrops 1
Halvah 1
Hard Candy With That Jelly Stuff Inside 1
Hard Gumballs 1
Hard Taffy 1
Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears 1
Hershey’s Kisses 1
Honey O’s 1
Hormones (A Coffee Favored Candy Of Old) 1
Hot Heads 1
Hot Nerds 1
Hot Tamales 1
Humbugs 1
Idaho Spuds 1
Jelly Bellies 1
Jelly Fruit Slices 1
Jolly Ranchers Sticks 1
Jujyfruits 1
Junior Mints 1
Kettlecorn 1
Klibs Beans 1
Korean Sesame Candy 1
Laffy Taffy 1
M&M 1
Maltesers 1
Maple Nut Goodies 1
Mars Bar 1
Marshmallow Filled Easter Eggs 1
Melster Peanut Butter Kisses 1
Mike And Ike 1
Milk Bottles 1
Minties 1
Misty Mints 1
Morehouse Candy 1
Neapolitan Coconut Candy 1
Nerds 1
New Turkey Bones 1
Nonpareils 1
Orange Spongee Marshmallow Candy 1
Orbitz 1
Pastel Easter Marshmallow Easter Eggs 1
Peach Rings 1
Peanut Butter Filled Taffy Kisses 1
Peanut Butter Logs 1
Peanut Butter Taffy. 1
Peanut Chews 1
Peppermint Stick 1
Pickle Gum 1
Pink, Brown And White Little Bars 1
Popcorn Balls 1
Popcorn Jelly Beans 1
Potato Candy 1
Purple Barrel 1
Razools 1
Reese’s Pieces 1
Reggie Bar 1
Rockets 1
Root Beer Dumdums 1
Satan’s Toe 1
Satellite Wafers 1
Scorpion Suckers 1
Seaweed 1
Sherbat 1
Sizzle Sticks 1
Sliced Fruit Jellies 1
Slo-Poke 1
Smoothies 1
Soap Gum 1
Sour Balls 1
Sour Gummy Worms 1
Sour Lemon Head Rope 1
Sour Pop Rocks 1
Sour Skittles 1
Sour Tarts 1
Sour Worms 1
Sourballs 1
Space Rocks 1
Spearmint “Hard Candy” .. 1
Spearmint Leaves 1
Spice Gum Drops 1
Spice Jelly Beans 1
Sticky Toffee 1
Strawberry Candies With Strawberry Wrappings 1
Strawberry Things With The Gooey Filling 1
Sugar Free Anything 1
Sugar Free Gummy Bears 1
Sugar Free Hard Candy 1
Sugar Free Russell Stover Pecan Delight 1
Sugared Orange Gummy Slices 1
Tequila Lollipop With Worm 1
Three Course Meal Gum 1
Toffee 1
Trump Bar Chocolate 1
Uno Bar 1
Vanilla Strawberry Chocolate Coconut Candy 1
Velamints 1
Vinegar Candy 1
Wax Whistle 1
Werther’s 1
Wintergreen Flavored Christmas Candy 1
Worms 1
York Peppermint Patties 1

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Footnotes

¹ The National Confectioners Association (NCA) reports that Americans drove about $55 billion in confectionery sales in 2025, covering chocolate, candy, gum, and mints in all channels (stores, online, etc.)

² Cushlamochree, I miss this soapy little confection. It was so bizarre that I couldn’t get enough of it. Long gone from manufacture, if you have more money than God you can find some on eBay and other places around the net.

³ Here is a 1950’s commercial for Good & Plenty which has lived in my head rent-free for almost three quarters of a century.

Russia’s Information War on the West

A Twitter thread by Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) from 27 February, 2022. A critical analysis of what is still going on, and why it matters. See the original here.


Ok. Deep breath.

I think we may look back on this as the first Great Information War. Except we’re already 8 years in.

The first Great Information War began in 2014. The invasion of Ukraine is the latest front. And the idea it doesn’t already involve us is fiction, a lie.

It was Putin’s fury at the removal of President Yankovych in Feb 2014 that kicked everything off. Information operations were first crucial step in invasion of Crimea & Donbass. A deliberate attempt to warp reality to confuse both Ukrainians & the world.

This was not new. The Soviets had practiced “dezinformatsiya” for years. But what was new in 2014 was technology. Social media. It was a transformative moment. “Hybrid warfare” on steroids: a golden Willy Wonka ticket to manipulate hearts & minds. Almost completely invisibly.

But it wasn’t just Ukraine. We now know Russia began another offensive in Feb 2014. Against the West. Specifically, but not exclusively, America. How do we know this? Because the FBI conducted a forensic, multi-year investigation. That almost no-one paid any attention to.

The Mueller Report. You’ve heard of it. But probably as a headline about how it didn’t “prove” collusion between the Kremlin & Trump campaign. We can come back to that. What it did prove – BEYOND ANY DOUBT – was that Russia attacked 2016 US election through multiple routes.

And just one of the ways Russia attacked 2016 US election was via the tech platforms. Especially: Facebook. This was a military technique, it pioneered in Ukraine in 2014. By 2016, it refined, iterated & supersized these. Most brilliantly of all, they were entirely invisible

And it wasn’t just Russia. Companies such as Cambridge Analytica. Political operatives such as Manafort. Amoral opportunists such as Cummings. They learned how to exploit a platform that was totally open – anyone could do so. And totally closed – no-one could see how.

But also it was Russia. That’s what the Mueller Report proves. And, again, Ukraine is at centre of it all.(Read @profshaw’s thread here. Note walk-on role for Arron Banks’s business partner & his friend the Russian spy)

In 2016, we knew none of this. Russia & other bad actors acted with impunity &, in some cases alignment. But now, through the sheer bloody hard work of academics, journalists & FBI, we do know.

But it was complex, messy, difficult. So… We brushed it all under the carpet

We failed to acknowledge Russia had staged a military attack on the West. We called it “meddling”. We used words like “interference”. It wasn’t. It was warfare. We’ve been under military attack for eight years now.

This failure is at the heart of what is happening now in Ukraine. Because the first offensive in the Great Information War was from 2014-2022. And Putin won.

And he won by convincing us it wasn’t even a war.

We fell for it. We said it was “just ads” that “don’t work anyhow”. And “a bot didn’t tell me to vote”. Facebook is still an open threat surface. Exploited by authoritarians from Philippines to India to Brazil to Hungary. It’s maybe not a world war. But the world is at war.

Meanwhile, in Britain, we’re a captured state. In America, the institutions of govt worked. Even in spite of Trump. The authorities investigated. Individuals were indicted, charged, jailed. The hostile actions of a foreign state examined & unpicked.

(Not that it mattered.) The US media & therefore public failed to understand the real lessons of Mueller Report. And in the UK? We didn’t even bother trying. We allowed Johnson’s govt to sweep 2016 under the carpet. Nigel Farage. Arron Banks. Facebook. Russia. The lot.

But it wasn’t ‘just ads’. It was war. And it’s absolutely crucial that we now understand that Putin’s attack on Ukraine & the West was a JOINT attack on both.  

That began at the exact same time.

Across the exact same platforms.

And this new front, the invasion of Ukraine, is not just about Ukraine. We are part of the plan. We have always been part of the plan. And Ukraine is not just fighting for Ukraine but for the rest of us too.

And maybe that could be why we’ve failed to understand Putin’s strategy in Ukraine? Because it’s not just a strategy in Ukraine. It’s directed at us too. And that’s what makes this such a uniquely perilous moment. Not least, because we still don’t understand we’re at war.

If it helps, the penny dropped for me with Skripal. Planned by the GRU – Russia’s military intelligence. As was the weaponised hack-&-leak of Hillary’s emails. Military doctrine carried out by military officials in  military operations. Just like the one now in Ukraine.

TL;DR – She’s tired.

The story of Arron Banks is intertwined with every single element of the above. That’s for another time. What matters now is Ukraine. And the key to helping it is to understand that Putin isn’t just coming for us next. He already has.


Russia is not our friend. Russia has never been our friend, despite fighting the Nazis together in World War II. I lived through the Cold War and the Cuban Missile Crisis and Civil Defense and Duck and Cover drills, and it’s all Russia.

“We will bury you!” ¹

Putin is still a KGB agent. Never forget this.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Footnotes

¹ Some have suggested this is a mistranslation of what Nikita Khrushchev said, which was “Мы вас похороним!” While I am not a Russian linguist, based on the feeling that was coming from the Soviet Union at the time, I dispute this. He meant exactly what he said.

My Facebook Manifesto

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Two suggestions I’d make to Facebook would be the ability to make a post “sticky” (so that it always appears at the top of my timeline) [Edit: this can now be done by “pinning” a post, but you can only pin one at a time] and the ability to disable comments for any post. That would pretty much solve a lot of issues I find with this online corner of my world.

Until that happens, however, I craft this little “manifesto” in an effort to uncomplicated my life a bit.

There are only so many minutes in a day, and only so much energy – physical and emotional – that I have available for use in moving my life forward and making a difference in the world before my earthly sojourn is over. I enjoy sharing bits of my life and my thoughts and things that I think are important or just ways to brighten someone’s day on Facebook, but endless political/social debates are draining and serve no purpose.

My online presence is essentially an extension of my home. I wouldn’t let someone come into my house and decorate it, in the words of Huck Finn, with “the ignorantest kind of words and pictures made with charcoal.” And while I have nothing against honest and meaningful exchange of ideas, the Internet has changed the way people interact – and I don’t have time to read or deal with the conflicting opinions of thousands of people. It’s just too draining.

So it comes to this: My wall is not a place for debate, political or otherwise. I will post things I believe, things that are important to me, and things I want to see happen in the world. Or sometimes just something to make others smile. If I see a comment appear on one of my posts or a link on my wall that I don’t happen to agree with, I’ll simply delete it – without fanfare and without response. This doesn’t mean I don’t value you as a friend or as a person – it just means that I’m doing some virtual housecleaning. If you have differing opinions, you have your own page: feel free to use it as a place to express those things that are important to you. If I’m interested, I’ll come over and see what the opposition is thinking. That said, sometimes (rarely) I get caught out posting something that’s patently false because it seemed plausible and I didn’t do my research. I’m always grateful for vigilant friends pointing out my folly.

It works both ways. Your wall is like your home, and I’ll do my best to keep my mouth shut if I see things you post that are not in harmony with my beliefs. My one exception to this is if I see someone posting things that are hateful, hurtful, bigoted, or abusive – in such cases I would have no compunctions about speaking out.

To me, this approach makes more sense than blocking or unfriending people whose friendship I value, and from whom I doubtless have much to learn in many areas – and it will help me to preserve my sanity in these most “interesting” times.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Facebook clickbait – it must work.

On my mobile device, since FB Purity doesn’t work on handhelds, I have to scroll through a lot of real garbage – often every other post is “sponsored.”

Here’s a sample of things I’ve seen just in the last few days.

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Obviously clickbait works, or companies wouldn’t do it – but it’s so annoying to see all these hackneyed “you won’t belive” and “this will shock you” attention-grabbers. The other part, of course, is that most of these articles are relatively valueless anyway, either [bad] opinion pieces or poorly-compiled lists.

It makes browsing Facebook on a mobile a less-than-fulfilling experience. I wish FB Purity were available for my Android, it really cleans things up on the desktop version.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Let’s Clean Up Facebook in 2015: Hoaxes to Avoid

I keep seeing them crop up on my wall. The Facebook Privacy notice. The “so-and-so is giving away a Maserati to a random user.” OMG you won’t believe this shocking video. and on and on.

These hoaxes are designed for one purpose only: No good.

Below I list some of the most common hoaxes and scams that are prevalent on Facebook. If we could just get people to stop sharing these, we’d be cutting out a lot of clutter and saving some folks a lot of hassle.

1) The Facebook Privacy hoax.

By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information.

The sentence above is the core of this hoax, although there may be more verbiage associated with it.

If you have posted this, delete it at once. Don’t share it. If you have friends that have posted it, refer them to this article which explains the hoax in detail, and have them delete it.

2) The Free Giveaway Hoax

“Disneyland is giving away two annual passes to a random Facebook user who likes and shares and comments on this post.” Or maybe it’s 50 Cent. Or Walmart. Or Bill Gates. Or Lamborghini.

☛ NO, THEY ARE NOT.

This is a prime example of “like farming.” You need to be aware of what this is and how it works. A great video by Hoax Slayers explains the like-farming business clearly and concisely. Don’t contribute to the financial well-being of criminals. Do not share these posts, and do what you can to have them deleted.

3) The “Talking Angela” scare.

WARNING FOR TO ALL PARENTS WITH CHILDREN THAT HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES , EX : IPOD,TABLETS ETC …. THERE IS A SITE CALLED TALKING ANGELA , THIS SITE ASKS KIDS QUESTIONS LIKE : THERE NAMES , WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL AND ALSO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR FACES BY PUSHING A HEART ON THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER WITHOUT ANY NOTICES . PLEASE CHECK YOUR CHILDREN’S IPODS AND ALL TO MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS APP !!! PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE KIDS !!!!

This is a totally bogus warning. It was written by someone ignorant and gullible, and sadly has spread around Facebook like wildfire. There is no truth to it.

4) The “OMG You’ve gotta see this shocking video gross yuck!” scam.

It may say something like “OMG you won’t believe how you look in this vid!” or things like that. Key words to watch out for are:

  • shocking
  • gross
  • disgusting
  • unbelievable
  • amazing

These are not always just space-occupying like-farming hoaxes – they ofthe get you to install bad software or simply spread themselves to other Facebook users. There’s one safe way to protect yourself:

☛ – Don’t follow the links, don’t press any buttons that say “allow”. Just don’t.

5) “See who has unfriended you,” “see your top three friends,” “change your Facebook background to pink,” “see who has viewed your profile,” etc.

None of these apps or ones like them do what they say they will do. They are there for the purpose of gathering your information, your friends’ information, and passing the gathered information on to third-party marketers.

Facebook works best without any apps at all. If you don’t use them, you don’t have to worry about their invading or sharing your information.

If we could rid facebook of these five categories of hoaxes, our feeds would be a lot cleaner and the criminals who originate them would have to find other ways to generate thier ill-gotten cash.

Be Careful Out There.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

L.S./M.F.T (Like Strike Means a Facebook Touch-up)

In the last couple of days, two individuals have written about experiments that they conducted at Facebook.

Mat Honan, at Wired, wrote about what happened to his Facebook feed when he “liked” absolutely everything he saw for two days.

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At the same time, Elan Morgan was conducting a similar experiment… by not liking anything at all, and when she saw Honan’s post, was inspired to write about her experience.

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Before you go on, I recommend you read both articles in their entirety. There are some good thoughts in each, addressing more than the facebook issue. I will quote this, from Schmutzie’s blog post:

The first thing I noticed was how difficult it was to not like things on Facebook. As I scrolled through updates, my finger instinctively gravitated towards the Like button on hundreds of posts and comments. It has become a gut-level, Pavlovian response. I saw updates I liked or wanted others to know I liked, and I found myself almost unconsciously clicking my approval.

The Like is the wordless nod of support in a loud room. It’s the easiest of yesses, I-agrees, and me-toos. I actually felt pangs of guilt over not liking some updates, as though the absence of my particular Like would translate as a disapproval or a withholding of affection. I felt as though my ability to communicate had been somehow hobbled. The Like function has saved me so much comment-typing over the years that I likely could have written a very quippy, War-and-Peace-length novel by now.

I have experienced much the same thing myself. Clicking that “like” button has become addictive, similar to the upvote/downvote arrows over at reddit. Both these articles made me think over the nature of my participation at Facebook.

A side note: my feed is full of other things, of course – lots of promotion from people running businesses, lots of politics, and – it goes without saying – lots of kittens and Pinterest shares. But, it is worth mentioning, no advertisements – I use FB Purity, which cleans up my Facebook feed in a way that makes it tolerable to use and much less noisy and chaotic. Social Fixer accomplishes the same thing. If you’re not using one of these, I highly recommend checking them out.

As for myself, I use Facebook to share things that are important to me; ideas, feelings, issues that I feel deserve attention, and to keep in touch with those people in my life who help me move forward. The “like” button has been a quick way of exchanging “strokes,” a concept introduced by transactional analysis and defined as “a unit of recognition.” As people, we need these strokes. Those who don’t get them on a regular basis end up feeling alone and isolated; even those who are introverted by nature and prefer solitude to social interaction need this kind of recognition and contrive to get it in other ways that serve them best, including self-stroking.¹

Mr. Honan noticed that by liking everything, he disovered that

“My News Feed took on an entirely new character in a surprisingly short amount of time. After checking in and liking a bunch of stuff over the course of an hour, there were no human beings in my feed anymore. It became about brands and messaging, rather than humans with messages.”

Contrariwise, Schmutzie (Elan Morgan’s alternate pseudonym) discovered that refusing to like anything and posting meaningful comments instead resulted in the exact opposite:

“Now that I am commenting more on Facebook and not clicking Like on anything at all, my feed has relaxed and become more conversational. It’s like all the shouty attention-getters were ushered out of the room as soon as I stopped incidentally asking for those kinds of updates by using the Like function. I have not seen a single repugnant image of animal torture, been exposed to much political wingnuttery, or continued to drown under the influx of über-cuteness that liking kitten posters can bring on. (I can’t quit the kittens.)”

Yeah, I enjoy the kittens, too. But what a contrast! By not using the “Like” button, one effectively short-circuits Facebooks ad-targeting algorithm and allows a more human environment to prevail.

I can’t tell you how much I like this concept… but I’m not going to click the button.

The Old Wolf has spoken.


¹That’s not what I meant and you know it. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Block that App

The Goodwoman of the House just posted this on her Facebook page:

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If only it were just Candy Crush Saga. I think the mad rush for these online stupidities started around the time that Farmville became popular. Every time someone posted “A poor little lamb just wandered onto your farm,” I’d reply with something about dragging out the mint sauce. Old_Wolf_EvilGrin

I immediately block any request for an app or game so that I never see them again; just hover your mouse over a request in your notifications, and you’ll see a “turn off” option:

TurnOff

 

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Facebook gives you the option to see which apps you’ve blocked, and this made me curious. You can see your own as well. Below, my blacklist, sorted alphabetically:

★ Your Daily Photo
❤ SpeedDate App
21 questions
411.ca
Angry Birds
Anniversaires
Answers™ About Me
Are you my best friend ???
Atlantis Fantasy
Backgammon Live
Backyard Monsters
Badges
Badoo
Battle Pirates
Best Friends Forever
Bingo Bash
BINGO Blitz
Birthday Calendar by Davia
Birthdays
BranchOut
Bubble Island
Bumper Sticker (New)
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Caesars Casino
Café World
Calendarul Meu
Candy Crush Saga
Castle Age
CastleVille
Causes
Causes
ChefVille
Chirpme
City of Wonder
CityVille
CoasterVille
Compleanni
Crossword Buddies
Cumpleaños
Date New People
Empires & Allies
Family Farm
Family Tree
FARKLE
FarmVille
FBCredits Giveaway
Flixster
Födelsedagar
Food Fling!
Free Gifts
Friend Hug
Friends Albums
Friends Forever – You and Me
FrontierVille
fTalk
Fun Cards – New Year & More!
Gardens of Time
Get Revealed
Goodreads
Halloween Treats Old
Hidden Chronicles
Hidden Haunts
Hollywood Spins
Holy Town
Hotel City
Hugged
Il Mio Calendario
Indiana Jones Adventure World
Invite Your Friends Button
Jackpot Bingo
Klout
Knighted
Knighthood
Legends: Rise of a Hero
Likeness
Listia
Lost Bubble
LoVe to YoU ❤~
Lucky Slots
Mafia Wars
Mahjong Trails
Maine Stuff!!
Marvel: Avengers Alliance
Mastering the Joy of Chocolate
Middle Kingdom
Movie Blitz
My Calendar
My Calendar
My Friend Secrets
My Holiday Cards ★
My Tetris Friends
MyFamily
Ninja Saga
Organizing for Action
Pengle
PetVille
Photo Contest
Pink Ribbon
Pioneer Trail
Pool Master 2
Promo!
Promotions
PurePlay Casino
Question Party
Quien visita tu perfil?
Ravenskye City
Rich Schefren Endorses FBWebinars
schoolFeed
SimCity Social
Slingo
Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Sorority Life
Stik for Small Business
Suggest This
SuperPoke! Pets
Talent.me
THE FRIEND FIGHTING QUIZ
The Guardian
The Only Government Approved Money System
The Sims Social
Threads of Mystery
To my Online Friend
Treasure Isle
TripAdvisor
Truth Game
Truths About You
TSO Atlantic City Flyaway!
Verjaardagen
Would you rather
Zoo World
全民捕魚
我的王國
誕生日

Every single one of these apps wants permission to access all my information, my friends list, my wall, and often requests permission to post on my behalf, including spamming itself to all my friends. To Pluto with that.

The Old Wolf approves the above sentiment.

Facebook Scams

I’ve mentioned Facebook “like-farming” before, but I just noticed a new scam pop up today, trying to take advantage of both Christmas and Disneyland.

Disneyland Scam

 

This picture is spreading like wildfire on Facebook, because people don’t notice that “Dιѕneyland” is spelled with a Turkish “dotless i”, and leads to a newly-created page, not the page run by the Disney company.

Be careful out there. Almost all things of this nature on Facebook are scams – there are a few real promotions by authentic companies, but they are few and far between. Don’t just “like” everything and anything that promises free goodies – do your research first, and don’t give the scammers a chance to make money from your gullibility.

Karma will repay these scum-sucking bottom-feeders.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Instagram Users: READ THIS!

Yes, I’m SHOUTING! Because it’s important.

How would you feel about a beautiful picture of your significant other being used as part of an ad campaign for Trojan condoms? For free, and without your permission? Which Facebook would have collected money for?

CNET.com is reporting today (along with Wired.com and other sources, that as of January 16th, they will now have the right to sell your photos without payment or notification. Oh, and there’s no way to opt out.

My first response was,

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After thinking about it for 0.62 seconds, I was more like this:

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From the CNET article:

“Instagram said today that it has the perpetual right to sell users’ photographs without payment or notification, a dramatic policy shift that quickly sparked a public outcry. The new intellectual property policy, which takes effect on January 16, comes three months after Facebook completed its acquisition of the popular photo-sharing site. Unless Instagram users delete their accounts before the January deadline, they cannot opt out.”

Fortunately, Wired gives instructions on how you can download your photos and delete your account. That massive sucking sound you hear? No, it’s not NAFTA – it’s the mad rush of users to clear out their pictures before every shot they ever took becomes free fodder for the largest stock photo database in the world.

Seriously. What ragskull in the corporate chain thought this up, what morons approved it, and who in their right mind thinks they can get away with it? I have never seen anything so egregiously arrogant in my life.

Edit: Here’s a photo of one of the potential ragskulls:

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Kevin Systrom, Instagram’s CEO

Dear Kevin:

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I have never used Instagram, but I wonder how long it will be before the people at Facebook decide to change their photo policies over on the main FB site? If they do, all my photos are coming down faster than a fly settles on a rotting mango.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Warning: Facebook’s Mobile Photo Sharing

With little or no fanfare (as usual), a recent change to Facebook’s iPhone and Android mobile apps will forever change the way people share photos and the way Facebook finds out where you are and what you are doing.

Here’s a screen grab from my Android phone, just a few minutes ago.

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With an innocent-looking “Start Now” button and the very misleading[1] insinuation that your friends are doing this, Facebook is trying to corral you into sharing every photo you take with your mobile device onto its cloud-based, minable storage. Just two taps, and the last 20 photos you have taken with your phone or tablet, and every image thereafter, will be automatically uploaded to Facebook’s cloud storage. Including photos that you never, ever ever ever ever ever want anyone to see. What kinds of photos those might be I will leave up to your individual imaginations.

Be aware of these things:

  1. Your photos will only be visible to others if you explicitly share them
  2. Whether shared or not, Facebook will be able to mine your geolocation data (if you have not purposely disabled that feature), meaning they will have a good idea of where you are at any given time, what stores you are close to, and what ads they wish you to see.
  3. Given the ability of Google to identify photos (think of Google’s image search or Google Goggles), along with facial-recognition software, Facebook would very feasibly have the ability to automatically identify and tag your friends in photos that get sent to its database. You may have to authorize those tags to be visible, but doing that for you without your permission seems to me a gross violation of privacy.

You can read more about this over at TechCrunch. I’m not going to insist you “like and share” this, because I think that’s obnoxious – but I felt that folks should know about this new “feature.”

The Old Wolf has spoken.


[1] Yes, these three friends do share photos on Facebook. They are probably not, however, using this “insta-share” feature.