While Utah suffers under the effects of a temperature inversion, Australia is so bloody hot they ran out of colors for their heat map.
Sorry, mates. One of my friends suggested opening a bunch of Aperture Science portals between places – I know a buddy in Sydney and a buddy in Fairbanks, Alaska who would really be down with some serious thermal exchange right about now.
(Yes, I know portals don’t float in midair like this. Buzz off.)
Short of that, finding one of Larry Niven’s transfer booths would be a good solution for a respite.
The Old Wolf has Spoken.