For about 13 years, I owned a small business. I had a strict no-spamming policy. So it was extra-annoying to find that Russian Businesss Network had hacked my email account (even though I use strong passwords, this one was obviously not strong enough – a case in point!) and sent spamvertising to my entire customer database. Raspberry Ultra Drops indeed – worthless snake-oil sold by soulless, immoral camel-rapers.

My password should now take these filth-eaters about 367 quintillion years to crack.

Someone needs to make a film that shows worthless drones like this being ripped a new one by Chuck Norris for two solid hours. I’d pay to go see that.