The poison of Christian Nationalism

In the Appendix to ๐ฟ๐‘–๐‘“๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐ด๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘†๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ by Frederick Douglass (Boston: Anti-Slavery Office, 1845), Douglass wrote:

“I find, since reading over the foregoing Narrative, that I have, in several instances, spoken in such a tone and manner, respecting religion, as may possibly lead those unacquainted with my religious views to suppose me an opponent of all religion. To remove the liability of such misapprehension, I deem it proper to append the following brief explanation. What I have said respecting and against religion, I mean strictly to apply to the ๐‘ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘–๐‘”๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› of this land, and with no possible reference to Christianity proper; for, between the Christianity of this land, and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference โ€” so wide, that to receive the one as good, pure, and holy, is of necessity to reject the other as bad, corrupt, and wicked. To be the friend of the one, is of necessity to be the enemy of the other. ๐ˆ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž, ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ž๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‚๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ: ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ญ, ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง-๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐œ๐ซ๐š๐๐ฅ๐ž-๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฉ๐จ๐œ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐. [Emphasis mine]. Indeed, I can see no reason, but the most deceitful one, for calling the religion of this land Christianity. I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels.”

The entire appendix – nay, the entire book, but the appendix is a representative summary of Douglass’ thought – is a short but compelling read, and I recommend it to anyone who wishes to understand the foundation of hate in Christian Nationalism.

The following text is a representation of how this attitude showed up in 1965, and which persists today, to the great shame and detriment of our society.

“The hate stare was everywhere practiced, especially by women of the older generation. On Sunday, I made the experiment of dressing well and walking past some of the white churches just as services were over. In each instance, as the women came through the church doors and saw me, the “spiritual bouquets” changed to hostility. The transformation was grotesque. In all of Montgomery only one woman refrained. She did not smile. She merely looked at me and did not change her expression. My gratitude to her was so great it astonished me.” Griffin, John Howard, Black Like Me.ยน

Given the gross disconnect between the Christianity found in the New Testament and the Book of Mormon, and the behavior of far too manyยฒ of those who profess to be followers of Christ in the current timeline, it is no wonder that so many people are turning away from mainstream Christian churches, citing loss of belief, negative experiences, LGBTQ-related concerns, scandals, and politics.

As a nation, we must do better if we are to have a country that works for everyone, with no one left out. R. Buckminster Fuller expressed this idea in what came to be known as his “World Game,” after which this blog is named:

โ€œMake the world work, for 100% of humanity, in the shortest possible time, through spontaneous cooperation, without ecological offense or the disadvantage of anyone.โ€

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Footnotes

ยน Black Like Me, first published inย 1961, is a nonfiction book by journalistย John Howard Griffinย recounting his journey in theย Deep Southย of the United States, at a time whenย African Americansย lived under theย Jim Crow laws. Griffin was a native ofย Mansfield, Texas, who had his skin temporarily darkened to pass as a black man. He traveled for six weeks throughout theย racially segregatedย states ofย Louisiana,ย Mississippi,ย Alabama,ย Arkansas, andย Georgiaย to explore life from the other side of theย color line.ย Sepia Magazineย financed the project in exchange for the right to print the account first as a series of articles.(Wikipedia)

John Howard Griffin as a Black man, walking under an arcade in New Orleans, Louisiana. Photograph by Don Routledge.

ยฒ It goes without saying that there are countless people in all Christian denominations who do their best to emulate the teachings of Jesus and go about, in a quiet and unassuming way, doing good. These are they who form a bulwark against the flood of openly-practiced hate and division of the hypocritical Christian Nationalists.

Another unscientific survey – the movie that made you laugh the hardest.

The question was posted in a Baby Boomer group on Facebook.There were over 1500 responses (not including sub-levels.) Here is my tabulation, for your watching pleasure.

I saw this Charlie Chaplin movie (Modern Times) in the theater with my mother around 1961. It was the first time I was literally rolling in the aisles.
The Top Ten – Click to reveal the winners, with number of votes. If you ask me, no surprises.

Blazing Saddles 175

You know… Morons.

Young Frankenstein 108

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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World 63
Airplane 53
Animal House 49
Caddyshack 39
Planes, Trains & Automobiles 38
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 34
Porkyโ€™s 33
The Birdcage 33

Here are the rest:

Note: Yes, I know there are a few duplications, such as “Anything Mel Brooks” and “Mel Brooks Anything” – but these are few,and I beg your indulgence.

My Cousin Vinny 29
The Jerk 22
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 21
What About Bob 20
Spaceballs 18
Anything Pink Panther 16
Home Alone 16
Uncle Buck 16
Up in Smoke 16
Arthur 14
Dumb and Dumber 14
Stripes 14
The Gods Must Be Crazy 14
Weekend at Bernie’s` 14
What’s Up Doc 12
Anything Mel Brooks 11
Smokey and The Bandit 11
Some Like it Hot 11
The Party 11
The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming 11
Tommy Boy 11
Coming to America 10
Multiplicity 10
Trading Places 10
Blues Brothers 9
The Great Outdoors 9
The Money Pit 9
Anything Monty Python 8
Money Pit 8
Mrs. Doubtfire 8
Fawlty Towers 7
Life of Brian 7
Princess Bride 7
Uptown Saturday Night 7
Arsenic and Old Lace 6
Beverly Hills Cop 6
Friday 6
Grumpy Old Men 6
No Time for Sergeants 6
Overboard 6
Something About Mary 6
The Black Knight 6
The Producers 6
White Chicks 6
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum 5
Anything Marx Brothers 5
Cat Ballou 5
Foul Play 5
Harlem Nights 5
History of the World Part 1 5
Liar Liar 5
Major League 5
Naked Gun 5
Raising Arizona 5
Ruthless People 5
Which Way is Up 5
American Pie 4
Anything Jerry Lewis 4
Anything Mr. Bean 4
Back to School 4
Beer league 4
Bridesmaids 4
Clue 4
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 4
Galaxy Quest 4
Happy Gilmore 4
Harvey 4
MAS*H 4
Me, Myself and Irene 4
O Brother Where Art Thou 4
Revenge of the Nerds 4
The Big Lebowski 4
The Court Jester 4
The Great Race 4
The Meaning of Life 4
The Out of Towners 4
Thereโ€™s Something about Mary 4
A Fish called Wanda 3
A Million Ways to Die in the West 3
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein 3
Ace Ventura 3
Anything Cheech and Chong 3
Babyโ€™s day out 3
Best in Show 3
Bringing Up Baby 3
Dr Strangelove 3
Fast Times at Ridgemont High 3
Flying High 3
Good Morning Vietnam 3
Grandmaโ€˜s Boy 3
Hear no Evil, See no Evil 3
High Anxiety 3
Hollywood Knights 3
Joe Dirt 3
Major Payne 3
Mr. Mom 3
Murder By Death 3
My Fellow Americans 3
RV 3
Secondhand Lions 3
Ski Patrol 3
Stir Crazy 3
The Apple Dumpling Gang 3
The Long, Long Trailer 3
The Nutty Professor 3
The Odd Couple 3
Tootsie 3
Vacation 3
Yours, Mine, and Ours (Lucille Ball) 3
1941 2
A Day at the Races 2
All of Me 2
Anything Charlie Chaplin 2
Anything Chevy Chase 2
Auntie Mame 2
Bachelor Party 2
Bad Santa 2
Borat 2
Bowfinger 2
Cannonball Run 2
Captain Ron 2
Car wash 2
Christmas with the Kranks 2
Cool Runnings 2
Duck Soup 2
Easy Money 2
Escanaba in da Moonlight 2
Father Goose 2
Heat 2
Home Alone 2 2
Inner Space 2
Jumanji 2
Kentucky Fried Movie 2
Little Miss Sunshine 2
Mars Attacks 2
Midnight Run 2
Mouse Trap 2
Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation 2
Murielโ€™s Wedding 2
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
Nacho Libre 2
Napoleon Dynamite 2
Office Space 2
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 2
Peewee’s Big Adventure 2
Rocket Man 2
Rustler’s Rhapsody 2
Shot in the Dark 2
Silver Streak 2
Sister Act 2
Slap Shot 2
So I Married an Axe Murderer 2
Soggy Bottom USA 2
Something’s Gotta Give 2
Sons of the Desert 2
Stepbrothers 2
Support Your Local Sheriff 2
The Cowboy Way 2
The Mask 2
The Naked Gun 2
The Son-In-Law 2
The Toy 2
Undercover Blues 2
Victor Victoria 2
When Harry Met Sally 2
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2
40 Year Old Virgin
50 First Dates
A Christmas Story
A Comedy of Terrors
A Guide for the Married Man
A Hard Dayโ€™s Night
A League of Their Own
A Mighty Wind
A Shot In The Dark
A weekend at Bernieโ€™s
After the Fox
Airplane 2
Alien
Almost Famous
An Inconvenient Truth
Animal house porkys
Any Trinity Movie
Anything Bob Hope
Anything Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
Anything Don Knotts
Anything Laurel and Hardy
Anything Madea
Anything Mel Brooks
Anything Peter Sellers
Anything Richard Pryor
Anything The Three Stooges
Apple Dumpling Gang
Austin Powers
Back in Action
Bad Grandpa
Bad News Bears
BaseketBall
Bedazzled
Bedtime story
Beer Fest
Big
Big Business (1929)
Big Business (1988)
Black Sheep
Blackbeards Ghost
Blue Streak
Bruce Almighty
Burglar
Bustin’ Loose
Canadian Bacon
Cannibal: The Musical
Caveman
Chicken Run
Christmas in Connecticut
City Slickers
Clerks
Cold Turkey
Come September
Coneheads
Cotton comes to Harlem
Crocodile Dundee
Dan in Real Life
Day at the Races
Dazed and Confused
Death at a funeral
Death at a funeral (British Version)
Delirious
Desk Set
Django
Don’t Tell Her It’s Me
Down Periscope
Dream Team
Dutch
Edward Scissorhands
Elf
Employee of the Month
Envy
Eraserhead
Every Which Way But Loose
Father of the Bride
Fletch
Folks
Forrest Gump
Friday the 13th
From here to Eternity
George of the Jungle
Get Smart
Ghostbusters
Going South
Goonies
Groove Tube
Groundhog Day
Grumpier Old Men
Gus
Hall Pass
Hangover
Happy Texas
Head
Hellzapoppin
Hold that Ghost
Hollywood Shuffle
Hooper
Hot Fuzz
Hotshots
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
Inner Space
Jaws
Joe’s Apartment
Johnny Dangerously
Jumping Jack Flash
Just Friends
Just Visiting
Kelly’s Heroes
Kingpin
Kingpin
Kung Pow
Law Abiding Citizen
Les Misรฉrables
Lethal Weapons
Life Stinks
Little Man
Look Whoโ€™s Talking
Love Stinks
Love You to Death
Ma And Pa Kettle
Mask
McClintock
Meet the Parents
Midnight Run
Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday
Moving violations
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
Mr. Mom
My Blue Heaven
My Favorite Year
My Name is Trinity
Night at the Roxbury
Night of the Living Dead
Night Shift
Norbit
Nothing to Lose
Notting Hill
Oh God You Devil
Old School
Operation Petticoat
Oscar
Our Relations
Our town
Out of Towners
Over the Hedge
Paint Your Wagon
Paper Moon
Paulie
Pillow Talk
Play it again Sam
Police Academy
Pootie Tang
Private Benjamin
Private Eyes
Pure Luck
Rat Race
Red
Rings Star in Caveman
Road Trip
Robin Hood (Disney)
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Rock and Roll High School
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sailor Beware
Sand Lot
Scared Stiff
Scrooged
See No Evil Hear No Evil
Seems Like Old Time
Serial Mom
Shanghai Noon
Shrek
Silent Bob
Silver Streak
Son in law
Spies Like Us
Spinal Tap
Splash
Steele Magnolias
Strange Brew
Student Bodies
Summer of 42
Survivors
Talladega nights
Team America
The Life of Brian
The 5th Element
The Absentminded Professor
The Apartment
The Bank Dick
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Big Chill
The Boat that Rocked
The Caveman
The Devil In Miss Jones
The Full Monty
The Full Monty
The Funny Farm
The Ghost and Mr Chicken
The Ghost Breakers
The Godfather
The Golden Girls
The Hangover
The Happening
The Heat
The Hollywood Knights
The In-Laws
The Life of Brian
The Man Who Knew Too Little
The Man with 2 Brains
The millers
The Odd Couple
The Parent Trap
The President’s Analyst
The Shart
The Three Amigos
The Trouble With Angels
The Twelve Chairs
The Villain
This is Spinal Tap
This is the End
Three Men and a Baby
Three Studies
Throw Momma from the Train
Titanic
Tom Jones
Top Secret
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Wag the dog
Waking Ned Devine
Walk Like a Man
Way Out West
Weโ€™re the Millers
Weird Science
Welcome Back Kotter
Where da White Women at
Where the Buffalo Roam
Who’s Harry Crumb
Wild Hogs
Year One
Yellowbeard
Yes Man

If anything, this list should provide an abundant supply of laughs for those who enjoy silliness. As always, Your Mileage May Vary, because taste cannot be argued, or even explained. You like what you like, and no one’s approval is required. Me, I’m not wild about gross stupidity (such as “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”) but hey, you do you.

The Old Wolf has Spoken.

Lemons

This meme has been around for a while. On September 19th, 2019, Twitter user @PetrichorCrownย posted artwork of a cat tasting a lemon, causing their face to retract, with the caption “Am I a comic artist now?”.

From there, as things tend to do on the internet, the meme went wild. At “Know Your Meme,” it’s referred to as “Thour.” I thought I’d share a few examples – some of them are quite clever.

Millepede –> Pill Bug
Don’t know this character
This is my reaction as well.
An early entry
Eevee gets in on the action
An especially clever entry
I am woefully behind the times on pop culture. A hazard of growing older.
Greyhounds are funny animals anyway.
Should I know who this is?
This one is very old school. By the way, did you pay for it?
Now we’re getting into the realm of the bizarre.
And more meta still
Play the reverse card and you get…
This creature must have super powers
But not everyone has the same reaction to lemons.
This one is extraordinarily dark – click to reveal the image

The Old Wolf has spoken.