A complete guide to The Covid-19, deep state, Illuminati, 5G, Bill Gates, Vaccination, Pizzagate, Benghazi, Obama conspiracy.

Stolen from the Facebook page of a friend; it was deleted by their “anti fake news” algorithm, it being unable to distinguish satire from real information. Saving it here for posterity.


Finally!! A user-friendly guide to the whole 5G-Covid 🦠 Deep State πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Wuhan Obama Paradigm! πŸ—Ί

If you are having trouble connecting the dots or understanding how mechanized murder hornet drones 🐝 will vaccinate πŸ’‰ world 🌎 populations and bring Bill Gate’s 5G empire 🀴🏻 to the forefront with new 2020 Comet Ping Pong Pizza πŸ• cryptocurrency πŸ’° funded by Soros and Branch Covidians πŸš€ aligned with the 9-11 Illuminati elders, this handy composite guide can help.

Aluminum foil sold separately.

Protect your pets now before the cytoplasmic pipeline between Areas 51 and 57 is completed on July 3rd. 7G is already functional in Cuba πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί and parts of Epcot. πŸ™€ Julian Assange knows this, and is helping Putin and Citizenfour procure 7 billion N-97 masks 😷 to initiate the first wave.

Disclaimer: this is pure parody, in case you need to be reminded.

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