Saw this on imgur and started thinking about the kinds of events that many wish would be Olympic sports, but probably never will be.

On the other hand, Eqeruutijuk looks even more painful although less likely to result in CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy or repetitive concussion injury):

Rugby or Gaelic Football are there for anyone who would rather get into a dust-up than score points:

But everything’s relative. Italy’s Calcio Storico, a mashup of football, rugby, and MMA, makes Rugby look like a day at the Ding Dong School.

Probably not sports I’ll be going out for any time soon.

The Old Wolf has spoken.