State Farm Road Atlas, 1950

Utah gets nothing but sugar beets (now a defunct industry.) Colorado gets a mint, Montana gets Injuns, the South gets nothing but happy darkies workin’ in the fields. Pretty sad map all the way around, if you ask me; even discounting the racism, it doesn’t even highlight the best things each state has to offer.

I’d like to think we’ve come a bit farther than this.

The Old Wolf has spoken.