Zen Pencils:Make the most of this life

I was recently introduced to a most wonderful blog, Zen Pencils: Beautifully illustrated quotes from great minds. The author/artist is Gavin Aung Than, a freelance artist living in Melbourne, Australia. A huge shout-out to Gavin for creating something of such lasting positive energy. In many ways, Gavin’s artwork and world view reminds me of the work of Winston Rowntree (a pseudonym! I wish I knew who he really is) who does Subnormality! Rowntree’s work is decidedly more offbeat, but also encourages readers to examine and explore and question the world we live in, and make the most of themselves in spite of the challenges life can offer.

I can’t honestly say how I found Zen Pencils – it could have been a Stumble, or a recommendation from a friend on Facebook, or via email. However it happened, I’m grateful. The post I found first is “Books are Awesome,” a quote by Carl Sagan. Reading the notes led me to another Sagan quote, reflected in the title of this post.

Click the thumbnail to be taken to the original page, which contains the full quote.

Now, I happen to really, really, really love Carl Sagan, in much the same way as I really, really, really love Isaac Asimov. Both were staunch and lifelong humanists, each striving for and encouraging others to grow, to develop, to improve, and to raise the human condition. (For what it’s worth, I have long suspected that the good Dr. Asimov was a closet believer in something greater than man – or at the very least, in the hope that Man could evolve into something far greater than he now is; all you have to do is read his short story, “The Last Question” for a glimpse of that longing.) Whether I’m right or wrong about that, he remained dedicated to humanist principles all his life.

Here’s another bit of Sagan-lore that I love to revisit on occasion, because it just makes me feel so good (along with all the other Symphony of Science videos):

Sagan is undeniably one of the greatest ambassadors of pure science that humanity has ever seen.

Which puts me in a quandary.

Because I’m “a believer.”

Humanists and the religious have been heaving word bombs and vitriol at each other for as far back as human written records go, and I’m here to say publicly, in words that will end up in the cloud forever until the heat death of the universe, that it’s a crying shame, and unworthy of the principles that both espouse. There is room in this great big, vast, endless, amazing, astonishing, wondrous, and (dare I say it) miraculous universe, for science and belief – and have very little left over (the Germans say “nichts übrig”) for people whose sole purpose in life seems to be depriving others of their basic human dignity.

Whether it’s a Nobel prize-winning scientist, ensconced in his well-papered office in the genetics department of a major Ivy League university who bitterly mocks and de-humanizes people of faith, or a Bible-thumping head of a $300-billion-dollar megachurch who foams from the pulpit to televisions worldwide that the Second Coming is nigh because of the wicked unbelievers of the world, or just you and me, neighbors, being dicks to one another, there’s no room in my world for this kind of negative energy.

I’m not about to attempt apologetics for all religion everywhere; the history books and modern news reports are full of horrors perpetrated by one group of  humans on another because of a difference of belief, be it big or small –  a syndrome superbly enough mocked by Jonathan Swift in his analogy of the “big-endians” vs. “little endians” that a simple reference to Gulliver’s Travels will suffice. It is enough for me to say that any person of faith who seeks to make another human being less, for any reason, both misunderstands and defiles the tenets and commandments of whatever god they claim to worship.

Sagan once wrote, “How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant?’ Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’ A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths.” Sagan was so close to his own epiphany when he said that, but it seems that he lacked whatever spark was required to take that last step and posit the existence of a God great enough to create the wondrous universe that he described, simply because there was no empirical, measurable evidence of such a creator. What he was left with was wonder and admiration for the unfathomable complexity of the space we live in, and admirable philosophies such as the one found in the Zen Pencils episode that entitles this post.

For me, there is evidence enough. To paraphrase a scripture that I value, all things denote there is a God; the earth, and everything on it, its motion, and also all the planets which move in their regular form, demonstrate that there is a Supreme Creator. Even positing, for the sake of argument, hydrogen atoms evolved to consciousness, there is no compelling evidence to explain the awesome regularity and mathematical perfection we see in nature or in music; no scientific reason to explain why I can remember the amazing Yorkshire puddings my wife made for me last week, or that the slope of a line is defined by the relationship y = mx + b, or that I have a class to teach this morning at 1:40 AM. In my mind, if creation were an accident, our world would be as random and unpredictable as one of Bill Watterson’s offbeat Sunday Calvin and Hobbes strips.

But see, that’s just me. I resonate with the idea that I’m more than a collection of vibrating strings that came together to be me for 80 years or so; I take comfort in looking at the wonders of the universe that we’re just beginning to understand, and having someone to thank for it; and I especially take joy in knowing that I should hang on to my fork, because there’s something better yet to come.

If belief and humanism are to coexist, each must observe certain boundaries. I support the free exercise of religious faith, but not the imposition of one group’s beliefs on others; I support a secular government and public education system which teaches only empirical truths, but one which does not go out of its way to teach that people who do believe in something more than pure science are gibbering idiots. Private schools can teach what they want – that’s their privilege, and that’s why they are private – but I would encourage them to adhere to the same principles of universal human dignity.

Years and years ago, scientists began dreaming of a mind-boggling system that would deliver Curiosity to the surface of Mars. If they had not had the dream, that amazing little beast would not now be puttering around the surface of our solar neighbor, zapping rocks with its lasers and finding evidence of surface water.

It is our dreams that drive our reality. I dream of a world that works for everyone, no exceptions, and that’s what I am working for. The thoughts of Sagan and others like him go into the pot and become part of the energy that is driving me forward.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

Gallium-induced structural failure of an aluminum can

Gallium – the dream of every high-school chemistry prankster. Of course, 45 years after my last high-school chem class, someone has monetized that space:

As a kid, I often coated silver coins with mercury (if you have any questions about why my brain works the way it does, you can point the finger of blame right there.) They became shiny like proof coins, and felt slick to the touch. Unfortunately, the shininess didn’t last, and as the coins oxidized, they took on a dull matte finish. Even more interesting, however, is some real chemistry with gallium, and watching it infiltrate the crystal structure of an aluminum can is intriguing.

To paraphrase Will Hunting, a lot of people are dropping a hundred grand on an education you can get for the price of a decent internet connection.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

 

 

Imagining the Worst

Back in 2009 it was announced that Disney had acquired the Marvel franchise. I felt moved to post this:

What if, horror of horrors,  a couple of decades down the road Disney manages to purchase the Harry Potter franchise?

If you’re not squeamish, click the “Curtain of Mercy” to see what a Dementor of Azkaban might look like

The Old Wolf has *shudder* spoken

Twinkies Forever

No, this does not refer to the fact that Twinkies, the iconic snack from Hostess, never go bad because they’re made of petroleum, portland cement and sodium stearoyl forhellsakedonteatthatalate; while that may be true to a certain extent, this post refers to the fact that you can make your own, and enjoy flogging your adrenals and punching holes in your arteries whether or not Hostess sells its recipe to another company [1].

First, let us pause for a moment of silence.

You see, I know as well as anyone that stuff like this is death distilled, but hey, yolo [2], right? And there’s something about a hyperinsulinemia-inducing Twinkie buzz that Little Debbie could never match. So let’s hope that some of the brands survive, if nothing else for the sake of the Texas State Fair.

In the sad event that this is not the case, Chef Todd Wilbur has come up with what seems to be a pretty respectable Twinkie clone which he shared here.

First, the recipe:

TWINKIE CLONES

Cake:
Non-stick spray
4 egg whites
One 16-ounce box golden pound cake mix
2/3 cup water

Filling:
2 teaspoons very hot water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups marshmallow creme (one 7-ounce jar)
1/2 cup shortening 1/3 cup powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

Preparation:

  • You will need a spice bottle, approximately the size of a Twinkie, ten 12-inch by 14-inch pieces of aluminum foil, a cake decorator or pastry bag and a chopstick. (Unless you want to drop $26.00 for a twinkie-shaped pan at some “Oh Mater, no more buttered scones for me I’m off to play the grand piano” high-end cookware outfit.)
  • Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  • Fold each piece of aluminum foil in half twice. Wrap the folded foil around the spice bottle to create a mold. Leave the top of the mold open for pouring in the batter. Make 10 molds and arrange them on a cookie sheet or shallow pan. Grease the inside of each mold with non-stick spray.
  • Disregard the directions on the box of cake mix.
  • Instead, beat the egg whites until stiff. In a separate bowl combine cake mix with water and beat until thoroughly blended (about 2 minutes). Fold egg whites into the cake batter and slowly combine until completely mixed.
  • Pour the batter into the molds, filling each one about 3/4 of an inch. Bake 30 minutes, or until the cake is golden brown and a toothpick stuck in the center comes out clean.

Filling:

  • Combine salt with hot water in a small bowl and stir until dissolved. Let cool.
  • Combine the marshmallow creme, shortening, powdered sugar and vanilla in a medium bowl, then mix with electric mixer on high until fluffy.
  • Add the salt solution to the filling mixture and combine.
  • When the cakes are cooled, use a skewer or chopstick to make three holes in the bottom of each one. Move the stick around inside of each cake to create space for the filling.
  • Using a cake decorator or pastry bag, inject each cake with filling into all three holes.

Serves 10.

From “Top Secret Recipes” by Todd Wilbur.

Here’s an amusing video by Wilbur illustrating the process. Skip to 1:11 for the good stuff.

http://youtu.be/Zd2JJoFnAsI

Yes, I’m going to try this.

The Old Wolf has spoken.


1 Hostess is claiming that they were forced out of business by unreasonable labor demands; that they had reached agreement with several unions, including Teamsters, the largest, but that it was the baker’s union who drove them into closure because they had no more to give. However, Frank Hurt, president of BCTGM, stated “Our members were aware that while the company was descending into bankruptcy and demanding deep concessions, the top ten executives of the company were rewarding themselves with lavish compensation increases, with the then CEO receiving a 300 percent increase.” Some specific figures reported by Gawker were:

  • Brian J. Driscoll, former CEO: approximately $750,000 to $2,550,000)
  • Unnamed executive: $500,000 to $900,000
  • Unnamed executive  $375,000 to $656,256

Driscoll was forced out by the Teamsters after that obscenity; raises like that when a company is proceeding with Chapter 11 fly in the face of common sense, unless you consider piracy to be subsumed under that head. Obscene executive pay has long been a subject for discussion in boardrooms and shareholder meetings – one example is an article from the Economist, reproduced on page 34 of this student manual entitled “The Rewards of Failure.”

There’s a lot of stuff out there on the Hostess closure. Do your own research, and draw your own conclusions.

2 You Only Live Once (things labeled with this acronym usually end up on YouTube with a title like “World’s Stupidest…” or “Massive Fail.”

Symbol Poetry

(Cross-posted from my Livejournal)_

Many years ago I ran across “Waka waka bang splat”, a poem written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, Michigan, which appeared in the May/June 1990 issue of Infocus magazine and has since been floating around the Internet.

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

I was so delighted by this that I shared it with a columnist at one of Salt Lake’s papers, and it later appeared in one of his columns.

To my delight, I discovered that there is a sequel,which thing I had never before imagined.

Sung to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”:

^ < @ < . @ *
 } " _ #   |
- @ $ & / _ %
! ( ^ I @ | = >
 ; ` + $ ? ^ ?
 , # " ~ | ) ^ G

hat less at less point at star
backbrace double base pound space bar
dash at cash and slash base rate
wow open tab at bar is great
semi backquote plus cash huh DEL
comma pound double tilde bar close BEL

From all appearances, it seems to be a drinking (or a finance) song… and I have no idea who the creator of this little gem is.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

World’s First McDonald’s

Richard and Maurice McDonald’s restaurant around 1948. First opened in 1940, the McDonald brothers focus on a simple menu with only nine items. Ray Kroc became the official franchising agent around 1954, and the rest is history. I remember those 15-cent hamburgers from the early 60’s, and they were pretty basic. To a kid, they were just great. Nowadays if I’m in the mood for something similar, I’d search out a White Castle or a Krystal – I love their little sliders.

The Old Wolf has spoken.

RIP Dennis Avner (Stalking Cat)

Dennis Avner, who chose to go by his Native American (Huron) name “Stalking Cat” and who underwent numerous extreme body modifications to better relate to his feline totem, passed away at his home in Tonopah, NV on November 5, 2012. The cause of death has not been determined, although ModBlog reports that he ended his own life. Avner was a U.S. Navy veteran who supported himself as a programmer and technician, and made the circuit of Ripley’s Believe It or Not events around the world.

I’ve been aware of Mr. Avner’s existence for some time, and all I have ever heard of him – other than the obvious curiosity – was that he was an exceptionally nice individual. My heart goes out to his family and friends, and I can only hope he has found peace.

The Old Wolf has spoken.