Well, I’ll give this outfit credit – their spelling creativity got the spam message past Gmail’s filters.

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Well, I pointed my “brodwser” – sounds like a dog’s name – to the requested URL and found out that for only $499.00, I can be the proud owner of an associate, bachelor, master, doctorate, or professorship degree.

“The university your degree comes from does not make public the fact that they offer instant online degree programs. Only those who buy through us will know the name of the university.
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Wow, I’ll just bet the university whose seal they are stealing doesn’t tell the public about this. I’m surprised diploma mills like this can get away with operating in today’s environment.

The address emburl.com/3q redirects to something called http://i3ap5y1gya5f.sexyi.am/ – I wish I were smart enough to get past the URL obfuscation and find out where this rot was being hosted, and by whom. Sadly, I’m not. Perhaps I need a doctorbation degree.

The Old Wolf has spoken.