Jukmifgguggh

Jukmifgguggh

(Four servings)

Ingredients

  • 400 g tripe
  • 100 g crimini mushrooms
  • 1 medium onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 2 C Chunky peanut butter
  • 50 g chocolate bark
  • Olive oil
  • Fresh Basil, a handful

Preparation

  1. Wash and pat tripes dry. Set aside.
  2. Sautee mushrooms, onions, basil leaves and crushed garlic in 2 Tbsp olive oil until the mushrooms are soft and the onions translucent.
  3. Add the tripes and a bit more oil if needed. Fry until golden brown.
  4. Remove tripes and on a cutting board, coat liberally with peanut butter.
  5. Grate chocolate bark onto tripes, and serve with sauteed vegetables.
  6. While eating, try to pronounce “Jabberwocky.”

Jukmifgguggh!

The Old Wolf has spoken.

 

 

The Charmander Conspiracy

Take one Pokemon, one impaired dude (no judgment, mate, seriously – we all do silly stuff now and then), and a community of delightfuly batshit-crazy redditors, and you have an explosion of recursive, gentle insanity that shows no sign of stopping.

Charmander

This is Charmander. He’s a cute Pokemon creature.

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This is Charmander as envisioned by Vaughn Pinpin over at Hat Boy, in the style of Tim Burton.

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This is the result when you try to tattoo this on yourself, while fuzzed with alcohol and Xanax, and pretty much zero art skills.

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This is what happens when you post said tattoo to reddit, and stuff gets real in a hurry. Above: Digitized version of the tattoo.

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Vinylized version of the digitized tattoo

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Ring made from vinylized version of the digitized tattoo

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Teeshirt version of the vinylized digitized tattoo.

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The rabbit hole goes deeper: Hoodie version with the photo of the teeshirt of… well, you get the idea.

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MTG card with the teeshirt design

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Plush version of the digitized version of the original tattoo

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Jewelry version of the digitized version of the original tattoo.

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Mosaic version of the digitized Charmander tattoo

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Mouse pad!

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Now 3D-Printed

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8-inch tall Sculpture

As a video game character

Video version of “Crappy tattoo, I choose you!”

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Cross-stitch pattern

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Cross stitched!

embroidered charmander

Embroidered!

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High-quality artwork

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High-def 3D rendering

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Put it on your nails, why not?

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Gif 1

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Gif 2

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Bes’ birfday cake eva.

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How many are beginning to feel about this whole thing…

And the beat goes on. Mind you, all of this went down in just a couple of days; who knows how many levels deep this inception-like mind-twister will go?

Edit: Added 11/1/2015

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Crappy Hallowe’en costume.

Not everyone is happy. Some people are like:

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As for me, I’m curious to see how long this lasts.

The Old Wolf has spoken.